Indulge Like a Pro: The Ultimate Little Debbie Dip Recipe for Hardcore Gainers
- getbigrproductions
- Jan 12
- 2 min read
Are you ready to take your snacking experience to the next level? Everyone loves Little Debbie's, but today, we’re going to transform your favorites into a super creamy, high calorie dessert that'll add plenty of inches to your waistline. It's perfect for gainer gatherings, sharing with a partner, or scarfing down alone in a THC-induced binge while watching Netflix.
Gather Your Ingredients
For this recipe, you will need:
1 Carton of Little Debbie Cakes (any flavor)
(I used Zebra Cakes for this recipe, but you can also use the Christmas Tree cakes, or the upcoming Strawberry Valentine's cakes!)
1 8oz Package of Cream Cheese, softened
1/3 cup Heavy Cream
(You can use Half & Half, or whole milk, if you prefer)
1 Teaspoon Vanilla Extract
1 Tub of Cool Whip
Sprinkles
(Not necessary, but very fun)
Step-by-Step Instructions
Add cakes, cream cheese, heavy cream, and vanilla to a blender or food processor, and blend until smooth.
Transfer mixture to a large bowl and fold in whipped topping.
Place dip in serving bowl and refrigerate until serving.
Just before serving, garnish with additional sprinkles.
Serve with graham crackers, animal crackers, vanilla wafers, eat it by the spoonful!
Tips and Variations
While this dessert is a hit on its own, feel free to customize it:
Try Different Flavors: Little Debbie has a lot of different snack cakes throughout the year, so try it with seasonal flavors. And of course, you're not limited to Little Debbie – you could use pretty much any cake you'd like, including homemade cakes!
Change the Thickness: While heavy cream is going to be the highest calorie option, it also makes it the thickest. Feel free to swap in Half & Half or whole milk instead so it's a little bit lighter.
This is DENSE: I know the gainer pudding recipe was dense too, but this dip is pretty damn heavy. It's not pipe-able, so stick to a spoon or plenty of Nilla Wafers to devour this.
Gorge!
Now that you've made you've made this hedonistic dessert, it's time to devour it! The dip alone is over 3,200 calories, and if you use graham crackers or Nilla Wafers to consume the whole thing then you'll be over 3,500 calories for the dessert – that's an entire pound added straight to your ballooning belly!
When you decide to make it, please share it with me so I can know how much you enjoyed it! And don't forget to share the results it has on your belly, too!
Enjoy your indulgent masterpiece!
For step by step directions, here's a video version on Youtube.
*If you want to try the original Little Debbie Christmas Tree Dip recipe that inspired this one, you can find it here.